As you'd expect - and as NME found out - backstage with The View is a heady mixture of soothing panpipe music, fiercely contested... Want to know what we'll all be wearing at Oasis' forthcoming summer ...

There is a lot that's fake about me. My nose (rhino', Malibu, '97), my CV (I did not graduate from ninja school) and my... As you'd expect - and as NME found out - backstage with The View is a heady ...