Have you ever watched A Charlie Brown Christmas and thought, “Good grief, Charlie Brown, you had one job…“? We’re talking about his choice of Christmas tree. Or, more appropriately, a Christmas twig ...

FIR: "It's the wood chipper with you Charlie Brown tree. You cannot compete with the likes me — a gorgeous 7-foot balsam fir. Stunning I am." SPRUCE: "Pipe down fir. Everyone knows that it's a spruce ...