Despite James Harden re-signing on a two-year, $81.5 million deal to stay with the Clippers, a starting role could still be in play for Paul. The point guard spot remains flexible, with Kris Dunn—who averaged just 6.4 points per game last season—currently slotted in as the starting wing.

One might imagine the Clippers would pursue getting younger or adding developing talent. No. You fool. You absolute station wagon.