"This unique situation will allow us to bring together two of Jefferson Parish’s most historic traditions," the parish president said.

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But the parish announced Wednesday that its premier Carnival parade, the Krewe of Argus, will get to roll on a new date and route. On March 16, Argus will roll down Metairie Road, just before the annual St. Patrick’s Day parade.